Man, it looks as if I'm going to have to sacrifice my 24K gold-plated bathroom suite as well. Education required ? stat ? for Kate Moss.

Apparently she hasn't been taught yet that filling your pre-schooler's lungs with myriad poisonous chemicals kinda isn't a great parenting choice.

Mother Moss was recently snapped smoking away, with popster Lily Allen, right in front of her four-year-old Lila Grace.

Given that children of smokers are way more likely to take up the habit themselves, little Lila's already got one third of the model diet down.

She's well on her way to strutting the catwalk, just like mummy.

One only wonders when Kate plans to introduce the champagne and coke.

And, finally, I leave you with biggest whinger ever to pretend to be a doctor on TV. It can only be Katherine Heigl!

Apparently, her griping about how awfully hard those nasty people who pay her untold amounts of money are making her work didn't entirely thrill and enchant her employers.

Kathy was forced to work for ? gasp! ? 17 hours one day during shooting of the latest season of 'Grey's Anatomy'. Of course, she totally felt for all the crew members who aren't being paid quite what she is but still have to work the same hours ? she just slightly forgot to mention them at all.

The president of network ABC, which produces the show, was moved to comment on Heigel's public complaint: "I think it's unfortunate. People are going to behave in the way they choose to behave."

"There are so many people who work so hard on 'Grey's,' and all of our shows, without any notoriety and those are the ones I'd be concerned about, people who feel like they're being criticised or looked down upon."

No response from Heigel, yet. I can only imagine she's gone off to have a nice cup of juice and a biscuit, and then a little lie down.

More celebrity gratitude and humanitarian concern ? in next week's Bitch and Famous! And, if you want more gossip before then, just friend me on Facebook.