But now it's for good. Wright's made her mind up — telling 'More' magazine that she won't be reuniting with her husband: "I hit that crossroad a while ago. For Robin, the 'I know what I don?t want' was flashing in neon lights. I have no regrets. I, we, have two amazing children we raised together."

And, finally, I give you the man who simply has no conception of 'private'.

Of course, it's Lindsay Lohan's father Michael. Bizarrely enough, the former convicted fraudster-turned-man of the cloth has reversed his former dissing of Linds' erstwhile girlfriend, DJ Sam Ronson.

Just three months ago, Michael helpfully told the press that, "I am just afraid that if Sam comes back into her [Lindsay's] life, her next movie will flop too. Sam has a habit of coming into Lindsay's life when Sam or her family need Lindsay to help boost their careers."

Ah, yes — the well-known boost you get from dating the actress who's had to beg to get hired lately.

Now, though, Michael has had a change of heart. And he decided that The New York Post was just the respected media outlet to reveal this to. "I was misled by people who had their own agenda... I was wrong and I'm very sorry. I wish the best for them."

Someone deliberately misled you and made you publicly insult your daughter's partner? What's not to believe?! Unfortunately, though, Michael you're a touch too late, now that you're wishing a very much broken up couple the best.

My advice: Shut mouth. Do not reopen. Even if you're standing in front of some paparazzi and you really, really want to make your own daughter's life even more embarrassing and miserable.

Parenting as the parents of the stars do! More insightful tips from the people who raised/lived vicariously through your favourite celebs — in next week's Bitch and Famous!

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