I don't want you to think me shallow or anything.... but my credulity is kind of strained by the idea. Though, I guess if a beauty like Evan Rachel Wood could find Marilyn Manson attractive, it's not exactly unprecedented!

Then again, Rosie's also claiming that Angelina Jolie once wanted to date her. "We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that," says O'Donnell.

"There was a tentative plan to have dinner that never came through. I was a little afraid of her. She's scary in a sexual kind of way."

Speaking of Angie ? she's just revealed where Brad Pitt's rather odd new tattoo came from.

"One night we didn't have anything to do, so I was drawing on his back," says Jolie.

"He just liked it! The picture everybody saw was kind of awkward, but it just lines up beautifully on his back, just enhances the part of the body I like"

"It's meaningful, in that it's us making angles and shapes out of each other's body, that kind of a thing." Um, what?

Oh, celebrities, you're so pretty-looking. But it's best you don't try to have ideas.

Especially, you, Simon Cowell (and you're not even particularly pretty). Turns out 'Idols' nastiest judge persuaded a fellow Brit star to get work done on his face so that he'd be more popular in the US!

Celeb chef Gordon Ramsay revealed that, "Simon Cowell suggested that now I'm a success in America, I should do something; so I had a filler put under the deep crevices [in his face]. It hurt."

Seriously, Gordon? You think even the most image-obsessed American is watching you for your boyish good looks? It couldn't really have anything to do with the wild swearing and kitchen cruelty?

And, finally, I leave you with the unsettling news that you may soon be able to smear the Kardashians all over your face.

The K-clan are planning a new skincare line, apparently. Mother Kris Jenner and her cleverly-named offspring ? Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian ? are reportedly busy on a beauty range that will (publicity chance!) be launched next year at the same time as Kim's new perfume.

Oh, right ? you'll be able to smell like Kim as well. The joy.