It's turkey time in the US, and Charlize Theron is really getting into her adopted country's biggest holiday.

This Thanksgiving Chalz is having friends over for a boozy, turkey-stuffed day at her LA home that she shares with Stuart Townsend.

"I did this thing where my boyfriend and I kind of made this list of people that we love... and we thought, 'Y'know, it's Thanksgiving and people will go and be with their families... Half of these people won't say yes. They're all coming to my house," boasts Theron.

So-o, what's on the menu? "I'm gonna make some jalapeno cornbread for the first time this year... and this lovely bartender gave us a shot of tequila and it was really yummy and he told me that he infuses it with watermelon and pineapple and berries; it takes the edge off it... so I'm doing that."

Anything that takes the edge off tequila is a smart idea in my book. Although... perhaps it's best that tequila always tastes as bad as it does. That stuff is the Devil's juice.

Speaking of the Dark One... Is it just me, or has no-one really been freaking out that 'Twilight' is leading our youth into the deadly world of the occult?

I mean, if 'Harry Potter' is going to curse our immortal souls for all eternity, surely this teen vampire franchise can only be a one-way, express ride to Hell itself?

Actually, I'm not sure that those lovesick blood-suckers aren't the greatest threat to human decency since the return of hotpants. Is there any medium I can watch without having some 'New Moon' werewolf jump in my face, or a direction I can turn without being accosted by Robert Pattinson's (admittedly very fine) face brooding back at me?

Apparently not even my own column is safe.

The ever-growing Pattinson-Stewart dating saga continues to be the focus of a million beguiled tween fans ? and, for the record, it's looks as if they are now dating, so it's only getting worse.

Along with all the off-screen romance frenzy, the pair have recently had to deal with some rather odd questions from fans, while appearing on the US's 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' show.

Poor Robert was caught off guard by a laser-eyed admirer in the audience who wanted to know ? of all things! ? why he sometimes buttons up his shirts wrongly before he appears on interviews.

"I think it's 'cos my centre of gravity's all messed up... I think it effects everything... I didn't know it was being noticed... Is it a bad thing?" was all a flustered Pattinson managed to come up with in response. Centre of gravity, eh?

As for Kristen Stewart, the most pressing thing on one of her fan's minds was whether she'd had a swine 'flu shot!

"It's so strange that you say that; I did that yesterday. Why? Do you know something?" asked a clearly creeped out Kristen. "No, seriously, I'm genuinely freaked out by you right now."

And, just to round out the crazy ? fellow 'New Moon' star Taylor Lautner had a fan ask him to give her the shirt he was currently wearing!

Wow, yes, don't I wish I were a teen idol? Those poor bastards.

Lautner's been having to field his own share of gossip, too. No less a publication than 'Rolling Stone' just interviewed him, and turned the conversation to talk that he's gay.