John Woo won for the first time, thanks to the relative weakness of Failing's woman. They decided to kidnap Leslie who was happy to be away from the heathens a while. Her face lit up like a Christmas tree when she found out three of the John Woo tribemembers were Christians.

Snake in the grass

Leslie should perhaps have remembered that the devil often appears in friendly guise, because when the girls asked her about life back at Failing, she was more than happy to spill all she knew about tribal dynamics and morale under the guise of friendly chit-chat.

Once she had given up everything she knew about her tribe, she decided to give the clue to the idol to Jamie as payback for the previous episode. I'm sure the fact that Jamie is also a Christian had a little something to do with it as well. Try as she might, Jamie could not figure out where the idol was, even with the new clue telling her to look to the skies.

Over at Failing, bathing beauties JR and James were talking about who they wanted out. They mentioned Courtney's name, conveniently when she and Todd were only a few metres away eating bugs off plants, or whatever it is Courtneys do for fun. JR then tried to get James to admit that he wanted to bang Courtney's bony ass. Courtney vowed never to sleep near JR ever again and Todd vowed then to "take out the garbage" some time in the future. I hope he doesn?t mean that in a Tony Soprano kind of way.

Courtney just wasn't having a good day at all. During the Immunity Challenge, she struggled badly to chop a couple of ropes. I'm surprised she could even lift the machete with those twig arms of hers, frankly. The rest of her tribe was adept enough at rope-chopping to catch up to John Woo but it was not to be. Failing lost their second challenge.

Skinny or ninny?

JR, Leslie, and Courtney's names were thrown about as potential cuts, the former for being a lazy jackass and the latter two for being the weakest woman. I'm sure Leslie's account of her time at John Woo ("I told them everything about you guys. The only thing I know about them is that they're friendly") didn't endear her much either.

At TC, Courtney railed at JR for constantly treating her like she was a useless appendage who needed to be put where she could do the least damage. She didn't do much damage to those ropes, for sure. She (along with Leslie) voted for JR and compared his snoring to the sound of a choking walrus. That's not very nice. What did the walrus do to deserve that?

Everyone else voted for Leslie, who was way too happy for someone who had just been kicked off the show. I guess she was happy to be going back to her bible. That's if the Chinese authorities didn't confiscate it as 'illicit and subversive material' by now.