The other three diners tried to play it straight while JR discussed with them this wild and shocking new information. He was drunk too so he was even more incoherent than you?d expect. ?Where do you guys think the American immunity idol is?? he slurred as the others tried to figure out exactly what an American immunity idol was. A small wooden sculpture of Kelly Clarkson? Who knows.

Deja vu all over again

Back at camp, PG had a good look around and noticed that she was there with all the remaining former John Woo members, Courtney, and Denise, sulking over not having been chosen for any team. PG then formed her latest plan, which was to convince the four of them to vote with her for JR. Certainly a better plan than relying on a wooden block found lying on the floor and hoping it?s an immunity idol that fell out of someone?s pants.

That night after returning to camp, JR got up in the middle of the night to look for the not-so-hidden-anymore immunity idol. To his credit, he figured out the right place. Less to his credit, he too picked a wooden block at random from those he had pried off and thought he had found the idol.

I was giddily anticipating a repeat of the Jaime debacle complete with Jeff throwing another random wooden block to the flames but Erik had to ruin my fun. When JR confided in him that he?d found the idol, he revealed that James already had both idols.

JR confronted James about it, making hilarious statements like ?You knew I?d figure it out sooner or later? and ?No-one told me, I figured it out all on my own? and threatening to take him down if he didn?t include him in his plans. James played dumb but JR did not believe him and decided he would take him down in revenge.

JR approached Todd and ?warned? him that James had two immunity idols squirreled away and that they had to vote him out. Todd was all ?cool, let?s do it? before running to Amanda and telling her that JR wanted to vote off James and they had to vote off JR first. She was all ?dude, didn?t you want to blindside James for fun like five minutes into the episode?? but he insisted that JR absolutely had to be eliminated.